We draw inspiration from all sorts of places, duh, and this time the culprit was the cover of “Unknown Pleasures” (1979), a great album you probably don’t want to listen to while drinking alone on a cold winter’s night — though the gloom-and-doom psychodrama of the whole operation makes for fantastic cooking music. Pour an Old Fashioned, slip into this shirt, and blast Joy Division while you fix dinner. Frickin’ transformative.

Look, Fit & Feel

• Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
• Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
• Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
• For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Preshrunk fabric
• Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve Le Gorgeous Art
• Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide