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Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt

Next time some fool tells you to “do the math,” do this math instead: bourbon + dogs + football =

You won’t get any closer to understanding whatever point said fool was trying to make, but you’ll feel a warm, soothing wave of peace and equanimity wash over you and any thoughts you might have harbored as to minor vandalism or emotional violence will dissolve and blow away like so much dust on the wind. Peace on a T-shirt, that’s what we’re selling here. (Also some really tasty cocktail syrups.)

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • All shirts are mostly cotton, with polyester added to some colors to ensure vibrancy:
    • Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic heather gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; we recommend washing inside out to preserve printing
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt
Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt
Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt
Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt

Bourbon + Dogs + Football T-Shirt

Next time some fool tells you to “do the math,” do this math instead: bourbon + dogs + football =

You won’t get any closer to understanding whatever point said fool was trying to make, but you’ll feel a warm, soothing wave of peace and equanimity wash over you and any thoughts you might have harbored as to minor vandalism or emotional violence will dissolve and blow away like so much dust on the wind. Peace on a T-shirt, that’s what we’re selling here. (Also some really tasty cocktail syrups.)

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • All shirts are mostly cotton, with polyester added to some colors to ensure vibrancy:
    • Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic heather gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; we recommend washing inside out to preserve printing
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Regular price
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Unit price
per 
16 oz makes 32 cocktails
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Ingredients: Water, Oleo Saccharum, Sugar, Lemon Oil, Orange Oil, Bitters Nutrition: Serving Size: 0.5 oz (15 mL). Calories: 35. Sugar: 9g. Potassium: 7mg.

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