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Cocktails Calling T-Shirt

Honest reactions to this design:

“That was my favorite album for like all of undergrad, gah, such a great ba—oh. Wait, ‘Cocktails Calling?’”

“Y’all. This is the most ridiculous ...”

“Hilarious!”

“Seriously?”

We have to agree: London Calling is a delightful, insanely fun album. This shirt is both ridiculous and hilarious. Get you one, y’all. Seriously.

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • All shirts are mostly cotton, with polyester added to some colors to ensure vibrancy: 
    • Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic heather gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve Le Gorgeous Art
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
Cocktails Calling T-Shirt
Cocktails Calling T-Shirt
Cocktails Calling T-Shirt
Cocktails Calling T-Shirt

Cocktails Calling T-Shirt

Honest reactions to this design:

“That was my favorite album for like all of undergrad, gah, such a great ba—oh. Wait, ‘Cocktails Calling?’”

“Y’all. This is the most ridiculous ...”

“Hilarious!”

“Seriously?”

We have to agree: London Calling is a delightful, insanely fun album. This shirt is both ridiculous and hilarious. Get you one, y’all. Seriously.

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • All shirts are mostly cotton, with polyester added to some colors to ensure vibrancy: 
    • Solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Athletic heather gray is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve Le Gorgeous Art
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
Regular price
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Unit price
per 
16 oz makes 32 cocktails
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Ingredients: Water, Oleo Saccharum, Sugar, Lemon Oil, Orange Oil, Bitters Nutrition: Serving Size: 0.5 oz (15 mL). Calories: 35. Sugar: 9g. Potassium: 7mg.

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