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Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt

Remember old-timey Saturday mornings? The awesome cartoons, the sugary cereal, the catchy tunes about legislation, overuse of condiments, and snacking on cheese? If this design makes you feel nostalgic, dare we say wistful, it’s OK. You probably just need to put on this shirt and fix yourself a drink.

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve Le Gorgeous Art
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt
Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt
Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt
Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt

Call Me Old Fashioned Rocks T-Shirt

Remember old-timey Saturday mornings? The awesome cartoons, the sugary cereal, the catchy tunes about legislation, overuse of condiments, and snacking on cheese? If this design makes you feel nostalgic, dare we say wistful, it’s OK. You probably just need to put on this shirt and fix yourself a drink.

Look, Fit & Feel

  • Custom, original art designed by Proof Syrup’s in-house artistic genius
  • Soft, luxurious feel, like a designer shirt you’d pay 50 bucks for in some hoity-toity department store
  • Tear-away tags, so there’s nothing back there to tickle your necky bits
  • For best fit, use the size guide — compare those measurements to a shirt that fits the way you like

Fiber Content & Care

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Preshrunk fabric
  • Machine washable; wash inside out to preserve Le Gorgeous Art
  • Folds, hangs, or wads up for easy storage

Size Guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Regular price
$29.95
Sale price
$29.95
Unit price
per 
16 oz makes 32 cocktails
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Ingredients: Water, Oleo Saccharum, Sugar, Lemon Oil, Orange Oil, Bitters Nutrition: Serving Size: 0.5 oz (15 mL). Calories: 35. Sugar: 9g. Potassium: 7mg.

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